Uganda has another outbreak of Ebola. The president there is asking everyone to refrain from touching anyone else for the duration of the outbreak. That is the only 100% certain way to avoid contracting the virus. If you’re currently touching Ugandans, you need to stop, NOW.

However, if you want to continue touching Ugandans, take precautions. Cover yourself head-to-toe in a biological warfare protection system. That should limit your exposure to Ebola.

This outbreak is serious business, and I truly do hope its impact is limited.