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The Bill of Rights and Civil War Amendments, 2012 Version

Preface: Although written otherwise, the de facto language of these amendments has changed significantly through acts of Congress, interpretation of the Executive, and rulings of the Supreme Court. Citizens of the United States may appeal to the original language of the amendments, but the government of the United States may violate those amendments at will, placing the burden of both the breach and the proving of it thereof squarely on the shoulders of those oppressed by the actions of the government. Challenging the government over breaches of the amendments will likely meet in failure, for while it delights in clothing itself in the cloth of freedom and republican democracy, it is only to disguise an increasingly authoritarian power. Continue reading

On the Unanticipated Consequences of My Friendship with Nate

Nate handed me a pistol. “Shoot anyone that walks through that door. Even if it’s a guy that looks just like me, because it won’t be me. Got that? Anyone!”

I nodded. I didn’t want anyone to walk through that door, but things were very, very real right now, and I didn’t want to argue. Nate left the room by a side door, shotgun in hand.

I heard the intruders approaching. I heard them fumble with the lock on the door. I kept the pistol pointed at the doorknob. I didn’t know what I was doing. I didn’t shoot guns. But these guys were going to force me to change my habit if they succeeded in opening the door.

The lock clicked. These guys were coming in. I took a deep breath and held it.

The door opened, and I saw a man step into the room. Continue reading

The Bohemian Won’t Get a Three

With excessive apologies to Queen and, especially, Freddie Mercury…

The Bohemian Won’t Get a Three

Is this the real test, is this just fantasy
Caught by a proctor, no escape from reality
Open my test, when guessing, just go with C
I’m just a poor boy, don’t got no study guide
Because I’m easy come, easy go, get a five, get a fo’
Anyway the test goes, hope I can score at least… a three…

Mama, just took the test, put a pencil on my sheet
Bubbled “C” in nice and neat, mama
Thought this would be fun, but now I think I should have gone with “A!”
Mama, ooo, didn’t mean to make you cry
I think I’ll study for my test tomorrow
Study on, study on, or else it will not matter

Too late, the break is done
Time to start the FRQ, o whatever shall I do?
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go
And I don’t think I can do that question 2
Mama ooo (anyway the test goes) I just want a five
I wish I’d read that textbook after all

I drew a little silhouetto of a man
That is cool, that is cool now I write, “THIS IS SPARTA!”
Thunderbolt and lightning decorating section B
I do not know, I do not know, I do not know, I do not know,
I do not know how this goes! I do not know!

But I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me
(He’s just a poor boy with poor study habits)
(Can’t do the work, so he dazzles with his wits)
Even though I don’t know, how ’bout just a 4?
(Bismillah no we will not give you fo’!) just a 4?
(Bismillah, we will not give you fo’!) just a 4?
(Bismillah, we will not give you fo’!) just a 4?
(Will not give you fo’!) Just a 4? (never)
(Never give you fo’!) Just a 4, never get that fo’ ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia try a 3
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me – No THREE! – NO THREE!!!

So you think ’cause I got no clue you can’t give me a five?
‘Cause I’m lazy, never cracked a book I get no five?
Oh grader, can’t do this to me grader,
I’d love to get out, but I still got 20 minutes stuck in here…

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, Guess I should have studied, I won’t get that 3…
I guess I should have studied, guess I should have studied… for AP…
Anyway the test goes…

The Cult of Personality in History

I am watching the film, The Fall of Berlin, a 1948 Mosfilm production, and it is an amazing historigraphical experience. First off, the actors are not listed in order of appearance, but hierarchically. The man playing Stalin is given top billing, followed by actors portraying high political and military officials, on down to the actual lead Russian peasant roles, finished off by the actors playing the Germans (boo, hiss!). The credits are proper Soviet yellow-on-red, and just in case one was wondering what was most important in life, the main character – who was born on the day of the October Revolution – is awestruck by the presence of Stalin.

When told that he will visit Stalin in honor of his attaining a world record of steel production, our hero is gobsmacked. “What will I say to Stalin?” he asks in his panic. His boss reassures him. One does not speak to Stalin! One listens to Stalin! But of course.

While everyone else has doubts or failings, Comrade Stalin – played by one of his real-life body doubles – remains cool as a cucumber through the whole picture. Soviet generals demand 150 tanks and 3000 anti-tank rifles: Stalin tells them 15 tanks and 200 rifles will do the job, if used carefully and wisely. Hitler rants and raves about attaining his goals: Stalin comprehends all and is sure of his eventual victory. Goering plots secretly with Allied industrialists to sneak raw materials into Germany: Stalin deals with them plainly and foursquare in the open. Hitler runs his nation into the ground: Stalin saves his and delivers it from evil.

The extremity of Stalin’s Christ-like portrayal is fascinating to study. While terribly ugly in its implications, it is nevertheless a lesson worth enduring. As a film, The Fall of Berlin has some cool action sequences you won’t see in the CGI spectaculars of today: Comrade Stalin ordered several divisions of the Red Army to participate in the battle scenes. While the dogfight scene over Moscow was shot with scale models that are obviously so, the symbolism of the scene is not lost on the astute viewer who knows that the poor production values of that part of the film symbolize the poor production values of Nazi Germany. Maybe. If I was living in the USSR in 1948, that would be my defense if I was stupid enough to criticize the film.

One colonel that did criticize the film wound up in the Gulag for eight years. Better to praise the film, yes?

Watching it made me reflect on the cults of personality developing in America and how they warp our views of history. We have legends, true. Washington and Lincoln both never told lies, from what we can gather from legendary and apocryphal sources. Those are ancient myths, though, and only serve to buoy up modern cults.

The first real cult of personality in US History is that of FDR. He worked the media hard so that many people in America loved him. Regardless of his actual legacy, he got the message out that he was one of the best presidents the nation ever had, and a lot of people believed him. That legacy remains with us today in his depiction on our coins and our popular mentality. His bespectacled grin decorated with homburg hat and cigarette holder has a certain friendly ubiquity in our national conscience.

The next cult is the one that casts a shadow over our day: Reagan. His visage is used again and again on the Right to impose a symbol of their triumph. Reagan the man does not enter their political calculus: they have room only for Reagan the myth. They recall always “Morning in America” and never Iran-Contra, Ed Meese, or US support of heroin rings in Pakistan (IE, the Pakistani Army and the ISI). Reagan is always The Great Conservative and never a president that raised taxes, ran up the deficit, and quadrupled the national debt in his administration. This sort of whitewashing is as dangerous to us as was Stalin’s whitewashing in Soviet Russia.

It shackles the mind with error and places belief in a man over historical realities. Reagan is not God. He is not Absolute. He is not Messiah. Reagan was a fallible man, who presided over one of the most corrupt administrations in US History. I won’t argue over whether or not the man had great accomplishments: I’ll allow them, for the sake of argument. But none of those accomplishments would justify complete ignorance and setting-aside of his presidential failures. None of them justify the mythology that has grown up around his name and face.

Clinton may well become a myth of the Left one day, as a two-term exponent of their greatest hour (lately). The Left hasn’t been very symbol-oriented of late, outside of Obama’s “Hope” posters of 2008. Perhaps that’s why they won then and are drifting now. In 2012, they lack a symbol and, therefore, they lack a cult.

The Right is ready to supply a cult. Fox News is tailor-made for hagiographic treatments of any True Conservative that steps on their doorstep. They’ve propagandized and exalted some truly terrible choices for president and made them out to be Reagan’s True Successor. Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, and, finally, Rick Santorum all took a turn as the One True Conservative. Every one of them benefited from Fox News’ and other heavy hitters from the mainstream right-wing media praises and near-deification.

Which makes me wonder… is one reason they begrudge Romney due to Romney’s not wanting to have a cult of personality? All the other candidates accepted that sort of fawning adoration, but Romney rejects that. This is bad news for America if Romney loses in 2012. It’ll mean that a GOP candidate MUST have a massive cult behind him to get him close enough for a chance at victory. Bush II had a cult: McCain did not. If a cult-less Romney loses 2012, Fox News and other conservative mouthpieces will savage him and set the stage for a culted candidate in 2016.

I find all this ironic because Mormons are frequently referred to as being in a cult. Yet, here I am saying that Romney was the only GOP candidate this year without a cult-like mentality driving his campaign. In the interests of disclosure, I’m a Mormon, but I’m only going to support Romney if he names me as his vice-presidential candidate. Until then, I’m not backing him. Now, if I were in a cult, wouldn’t my cult leaders be telling me to vote in a fellow cultist to control the USA? Of course they would: that’s what the GOP is telling its membership. No matter how much you dislike Romney, to be a true GOP-er, one must dislike Obama even more.

While that’s not all that hard to do from a political standpoint, it’s even easier to do from a mythological standpoint. There’s some ugly thinking on the Right, and Obama plays as a villain to every racist, misogynistic, fascist, homophobic, plutocratic, and other hate-driven ideology that has attached itself to the GOP. I’ve got many good friends in the Republican Party that deserve not one of those adjectives, but the fact remains that the GOP needs their votes in order to win, so it has to sing songs they want to hear. A cult of personality makes those songs easier to sing.

And that brings me back to Stalin. He solidified his position with a cult. He was able to commit genocide and destroy the rights of his people with a cult. The cult turned off critical thinking, which is vital to confront our earthly leaders with, and enabled Stalin to enact his grand wickedness.

If we have a president elected from either the Left or the Right with a cult-like backing, then that is the seal on the doom of America. For if the GOP loses in 2012, expect their cult to win in 2016. That will force the Democrats to follow suit in 2020, and then neither party will run a campaign after that without a massive propaganda campaign, complete with suppression of dissent.

As a professional dissenter, this worries me greatly. It’s bad enough seeing a 1948 film that glorified Stalin. I saw films from 2007 and 2008 that glorified Putin. I don’t ever want to have that sort of historigraphical experience with an American film, but we’re headed that way.

Reagan’s Blood

Reagan’s Blood is for sale online. This is insane, but not unexpected. Neither is the pseudo-religious outrage from those on the Right that still want Reagan to run for a third term or, failing that, have him sainted by way of a constitutional amendment. “It’s an outrage!” they cry, “Where is his basic human dignity?”

Bought and sold in your precious free market, that’s where. In my book, anyone that wants to make an appeal to basic human dignity for a dead president needs to do so for the living poor that have been trampled underfoot by the deregulation of things that should have stayed regulated.

Yes, regulation keeps innovation from happening. It also criminalizes activities that exploit other people through force or trickery. Would anyone like to go back to when medicine was unregulated? Would anyone want to have no regulations on pollution? If you don’t want it in your back yard, you shouldn’t insist that some one else have it dumped in his back yard because his property values are lower and he can’t access lobbyists or Congressmen the way a rich man does.

I’ve heard free market wonks say that EVERYTHING should be free to buy or sell. EVERYTHING. That disgusts me. There are things we should hold sacred, above the value of money. Putting a price on things demeans them.

No, Reagan’s blood should not be bought or sold in a free market. There oughta be a law, I know… of course, one can still get around that law by simply ignoring it and hoping one escapes justice for that crime. Ideally, we wouldn’t need a law if we were a moral people. Our biggest problem is that we idolize the sociopath and want him to run our companies and our governments.

Ironically, it was Reagan’s gang that really opened the gates for the sociopaths to run wild. Now we have a pathocracy, rule by the dangerous.

Choose what you want, but as for me, I choose morality.

Imagine Facebook in 2020…

… it’ll be every bit as big in that year as MySpace is now. Graphic shamelessly copied from ZeroHedge.

If the popularity curve fits, wear it. In this case, the tail of Facebook hits around 2020. Unless FB has some kind of rabbit to pull out of its hat, it’s peaked and is going to ride a curve that’s on its way down.

Maybe that rabbit is increasing popularity in India, where FB viewers are worth about an eighth of what they currently monetize at in the USA. I doubt it, though. Most of the new users in India are going to be young mobile users, and the monetization of the mobile platform is next to nil on FB. I know this because I use the mobile version on my PC to keep from having all the blasted ads and recommended pages on the sidebar. I also use it so I don’t have to endure the travesty of the “timeline” format, which I abominate. I love every social media platform and often suggest my colleagues take assistance from marketing service providers like Marketing Heaven to build a prominent presence of their business online.

FB page looks more and more like a MySpace page used to look right around the time when everyone started hating it. People are already gaming FB with public and private FB pages – one for the future bosses and strict parents, the other for wild and crazy guys, hoping that the latter page never emerges in a search for the former. Compartmentalized pages can only mean one thing: the increase of the sleaze factor. It happened to MySpace, it happened to Yahoo Groups, it happened to Geocities, it happened to newsgroups… (bonus points if you remember newsgroups).

That’s why I’ll always keep my current website. I’ve had it since 1999 in one form or another. I’ve had *a* website since 1995. I get to customize it to look the way I want it to look and as long as I pay the bills, the content stays up and the content stays mine.

To all the kiddos out there that think the Facebook is the bees’ knees and will never die out: Kids, I’ve seen ’em come, and I’ve seen ’em go. Microsoft used to be the evil empire, once upon a time. Now it’s Google. Apple under Jobs found a way to be briefly relevant from time to time. Novell used to dominate the server OS market. “Cloud computing” used to be called “dumb terminals and mainframes.” Facebook, too, shall pass.

The Reality of the last 30 Years

We used to have legroom in coach. We used to not notice just how rich the rich had become. Radio used to not be programmed by computers. We used to compare our nation to the USSR and say we were the nation that was most free.

Now we’re cramped into our plane seats, we are painfully aware of the separate America for the rich, radio is hardly worth listening to unless you’re lucky enough to find a community station, and our freedoms are deeply eroded. What happened?

It’s simple. It’s a process that had been underway for a lot longer than thirty years. It’s been a process of increasing control and concentration of power at the top. It’s the process of putting a price on everything so that everything – even our freedoms – can be bought and sold. There used to be lines we would not cross, boundaries to define what we should allow ourselves to do. They stemmed from our moral sensibilities, such as they were, and they kept us from extremes.

Now we have the extremes. The language we use is now more coarse, blunt, and terse than in years past. Cheating is no longer for a desperate few: it’s institutionalized and required in order to survive, it would seem. The power held by the rich now deeply permeates our lives in the form of credit cards, mortgage frauds, and student loans that cannot be discharged – and also a growing violence between the classes. It is implied, for now, but the increased purchase of handguns by bankers indicates an expectation for that violence to be come factual in the near future. Class warfare is real and it has been drawing blood… it may be doing so more openly in the future.

This is why the government now seems more distant from the people than ever before, surrounded by increasing circles of security to protect itself from unseen enemies. We’re told that the enemies are terrorists, at home and abroad, but somehow the hassle of security takes in more and more people that are just upset at the way government is owned by our nation’s wealthy.

It’s been owned by the wealthy for a long, long time. They just have not been content to leave well enough alone. Their constant seeking after another penny in profits has led to our current plight. In the name of competitiveness, they moved jobs and entire factories to where they could get cheaper – read “more exploitable” – labor and escape laws written to keep them from destroying the world with pollution. No, the money was more important to them. Nearly every single person that gained traction in opposing their power has been murdered or co-opted.

Don’t believe me? Look at the petroleum industry’s history. When Mexico tried to break free of that industry’s grip, a mysterious explosion destroyed a Mexican research facility working on the process to produce a chemical necessary to refine petroleum into gasoline. This was nothing to the petroleum industry, which had already started a war between Bolivia and Paraguay over a possible oil field in the Gran Chaco. They thought this was all they needed to do to bring Mexico back to heel: a few weeks later, though, all the chief executives of the big oil firms received a small vial of that chemical with “Hecho en Mexico” stamped on the side. Mexico had gotten away.

Iran wasn’t so lucky: in 1953, that nation tried to get a better deal on its petroleum exports and received a CIA-led coup and a dictatorship in return. US arms have supported big oil in Iraq and Afghanistan, and will likely do so elsewhere, as they’ve already been in the employ of large corporations since around 1898, the beginning of the US’ imperialism.

That violence can be directed against the people of America, of that I have no question. Violence of a lesser nature has already been pointed at us. We used to be able to count on a 40-hour-a-week job, a fair shake at getting a good, affordable education at college, a home, and the next generation enjoying a better life than our own.

Incrementally, we are being worked longer and harder when we have full time jobs, or limited to 39 hours so as not to be able to claim the dignity of a real job – and yet not be considered unemployed. Let’s be real: unemployment needs to count people not in a full-time job as being unemployed if those people want a full-time job. The people making us work more for our benefits or denying them entirely are the ones that work zero hours per week because they have brainwashed us into thinking they’re deserving of their lives because they’re somehow taking a risk on their business models. They’re not. They’re insured against failure because of their ownership of the government.

What about business owners that aren’t part of the great elite? They have to adopt the same methods of the elite, or they’ll be crushed in competition. I’ve seen all the small town main streets wiped out by Wal-Marts I need to see, and I’ve seen them develop in my lifetime. I’ve also seen other small towns, wiped out by a Wal-Mart, left devastated if that Wal-Mart closes – the main street economy does not return. We are forced to participate in a system not of our own creation if we want to survive.

College now seems to be a gateway to debtor house arrest, since we no longer fling debtors into prisons. When a college degree could get a job at graduation, it was a good thing to get. They are no longer that guarantee, no matter how many statistics the college lobby, which is connected to the banking lobby, may throw at us. Technical skills, independent of a college degree, are more likely to land a job than a bachelor’s in a liberal arts subject. The export of our nation’s services has also sent our demand for liberal arts degrees abroad. Educators still beat the drum for getting kids into college, but what we’re actually demanding is that they run up a large debt for no good use. Lifelong education can edify all of us, yes, but we don’t need a college degree to have that benefit. Given the cost of college, we cannot send our students there blindly: if that degree is not going to result in a job offer to a person that’s in a group with 53% unemployment – persons aged 18-24 – then it’s a curse on that person, who will be faced with being unable to repay a debt acquired to get that education.

And if we deem education to be a necessity of a free, vibrant nation, then we need to put more money into it. It needs to be a public good. It needs to be available, even to the poor. It used to be. We used to have 75% of our education funded through grants, and that was as recently as 30 years ago. Remember those morals we used to have as a society? As those were frittered away in the pursuit of profit, our airplane seats shrunk and our Pell grants shrank right along with them.

Our homes somehow got involved with the rush for profits through second mortgages and property bubbles. That part of the American Dream has also been extinguished in the exchange of morals for monies. We used to say that a home was something more than a possession, that it was where a family would live, no matter what. We had legal protections for homesteads that are now eroded so some board of directors of a faraway bank can enjoy a few more dollars in profits.

Will the next generation enjoy a better life? No. My generation’s not making out so well, and the next one seems to be heading into an even worse situation. Everyone is being offered a snare of debt. I used to believe that microcredit was a good thing, until I learned of the microbankruptcies it could cause and the microdepressions it could produce. Our world needs more microgrants, not microlending. It is the same on a larger scale here at home. In a world where one’s credit rating is a vital number – something not true 30 years ago – we are sending this upcoming generation into a minefield of debt slavery from which they shall not recover. We are not giving them a better future: we are demanding that they pay us for it, with interest. They have fewer job prospects, less of a chance of getting their own home, and are tightening their belts with the rest of us that don’t control senators or congressmen.

This is the violence of our system. It’s the love of money that is the root of all our evils. We could be peaceful and generous, but instead we have chosen warfare and penalties for late payments. We are told that unemployment is decreasing by a government that revises the previous unemployment numbers upward in order to make the current ones look good by comparison. We are told that the housing market is getting better by a property industry that is sitting on massive inventories and which is desperate to re-create the magical upswing of another property bubble. We are told about the great value of an education by banks, to whom education has the greatest value of all – debts that cannot be discharged in a bankruptcy.

Thirty years ago, I could say stuff like this and people that disagreed with me would still say, “Hey, it’s a free country, he can say what he wants.” Now, people that agree with me increasingly wonder if it’s healthy to say things like this in the open. To inject a bit of uncomfortable humor, I can now make the following quip, with apologies to Yakov Smirnoff in advance:

In communist countries, the government owns businesses. In America, businesses own the government!

That ownership means the nation is no longer best described as a representative democracy, but as an authoritarian, plutocratic oligarchy. I could have said this 30 years ago and been crying in the wilderness. Today, I’m not alone.

What is the solution? Both major political parties serve the interests of the rich. They can be destroyed from within, but not changed. Look at how quickly the Tea Party movement became a vehicle for the Koch brother’s massive fortune: change will not come from within the parties.

A violent movement will simply install a different authoritarianism. No answer there.

A peaceful movement will either be diverted, as was the Tea Party, or see its leadership slaughtered if the movement is successful, as happened in the Civil Rights movement. Otherwise, it’ll simply be ignored.

The only solution I see is a personal one: to insist upon being a moral person in my own life. Others may be profiting from wickedness around me, but that is no excuse or reason to join with them. Granted, I have an eye for the afterlife guiding my thoughts here, but I know I’m right in doing so. If you part company with me at this point, know this: there are no solutions in this world. Look for them, but you will not find them. The wickedness of our rulers, of our rich, and of our powerful men, is a given. It is a constant throughout all time. The only thing that has kept a ruler from being a tyrant is his own moral code. And that, frankly, has no binding on our souls unless it comes from a power greater than our own.

If we had moral leaders, they would not suffer for an instant to allow someone to live in poverty while they had the means to alleviate it. If we had moral leaders, they would not permit rich men to subvert free markets to create fortunes. If we had moral leaders, there would be things money could not buy that would be held in high esteem. If we had moral leaders, money would not buy them.

Morality has been in decline in the USA for longer than 30 years. The difference is that, in the last 30 years, the decline in morality has had increasingly direct impacts on our rights and freedoms. Without those rules, we are less free.

An Open Letter to Mitt Romney

Dear Mr. Romney,

How are you? I am fine. I hear you need a vice president running mate for this election. Lots of Republicans are saying they do not want to be your running mate. Some are refusing, flat-out, and others are trying to get someone else to be your running mate. It’s like nobody can man up and take one for the team in the GOP.

Usually, when there’s a job nobody else wants to do, but has to be done, I volunteer to do it. Mr. Romney, why don’t you accept my request to be your running mate in the 2012 election? Face it, if you’re going to win or lose, it won’t be because of who your running mate is. Unless it’s Sarah Palin. She was scary.

As your running mate, here’s what I promise to do:

1. Dress up nice, but not in clothes purchased with campaign funds.
2. Smile and wave a lot by your side.
3. React with surprised, yet folksy laughter at every awkward question, followed by a smile and a “what do you think?”
4. Get Joe Biden’s name right in the VP debate.
5. Not get involved in any scandals.
6. Be a source of clean, comic relief on long bus tours.

That way, win or lose, I’ll be a class act, which is the best a VP can do. Nobody will accuse me of having my hand going up your back and using you as a puppet, neither will I cause concerns over my hiring of illegal aliens. I’ve only hired one guy to do yard work, and he’s about as American as they get. Drives down to his hometown every weekend to support his high school’s football, basketball, and baseball teams. He’s my “Joe the Plumber.” He’s “Jim the Yard Guy.” Just don’t put him on camera after he’s been stiffed by one of his other clients, or he may say some things that we would classify as “spiteful” and “political Kryptonite.”

Seriously, though, Mr. Romney, you’re not going to win based upon anything other than the US economy and whether or not there’s a war with Iran. If the economy gets better or Obama attacks Iran in mid-October to take advantage of the new moon just prior to the election, you’re toast. If the economy gets worse, you’re in like Flynn. With gas prices going down right now, things don’t look good for you.

That’s why you need me. The GOP leadership senses that 2012 may not be their year, after all, and anyone that runs on a failed presidential ticket will see his or her political career circle the drain and then go down. Since I have no political career, I can step in and lend a hand. I can be a Jack Kemp to your Bob Dole, a Bob Dole to your Gerald Ford, an Earl Warren to your Thomas E. Dewey.

Actually, being the Earl Warren of this generation wouldn’t be so bad: his VP bid flopped, but he went on to be on the Supreme Court. I could get used to a gig like that. So, yes, Mr. Romney, my hat is in the ring. Give me a call, and I’ll be the best running mate you could possibly have.

Sincerely,

Dean Webb

UPDATE: At the urging of my friends, I have sent this request on to Mr. Romney’s campaign: here is a screen shot of my offer to volunteer for his campaign:

Click on the image for full size…

Beware of Cheapoair.com

As in cheapoair.com… Thankfully, I only bought two tickets there for a one-way commuter flight. They made the total price for one ticket look like the total price of two tickets. In reality, the one ticket they sold me was $20 more than it would have been on Kayak.com. (This was travel in Russia, by the way, which is why I didn’t go with Priceline or Hotwire.) Worse, I couldn’t pick seat assignments from a list of available seats unless I was willing to shell out $11.95 per seat!

These guys are deceptive and I plan to avoid them as much as possible in the future. I hope I don’t wind up with a nightmare like I’ve seen other people go through with this company.