Republocraty
(with apologies, again, to Lewis Carroll...)
`Twas Tober, and the politishmoes
Did gyre and gimble on the waves:
All mimsy were the newsyshows,
And the rovekarls outgrabe.
"Beware the Republocrat, my son!
The laws that bite, the porks that tax!
Beware the Wonkwonk bird, and shun
The frumious Lobbysacks!"
He took his legthal gun in hand:
Long time the spendsome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Polpoll tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in istish thought he stood,
The Republocrat, with eyes of death,
Came guzzling through the fugly wood,
And frozzled with each breath!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The legthal gun went blimmy-blome!
He left it bled, and without dread
He went galumphing home.
"Thinkest thou's slain the Repoblocrat?
Tis harder than that, beamish lad!
Deficits you'll forever pay!'
He chortled - they were had!
`Twas brillig, and the politishmoes
Did gyre and gimble on the waves;
All mimsy were the newsyshows,
And the rovekarls outgrabe.
by Dean Webb