Top 10 Things to NEVER Get a Tattoo of

10. Roseanne Barr-Arnold-None of the Above's face

9. The name of a former steady boy/girlfriend

8. The name of an about-to-be former steady boy/girlfriend

7. Rudy Giuliani

6. Anything Z-rated

5. Popeye the Sailor Man

4. Popeye the Sailor Man doing something Z-rated

3. Popeye the Sailor Man doing something Z-rated with a former steady boy/girlfriend

2. Popeye the Sailor Man doing something Z-rated with Roseanne (ex-Barr)

...and the NUMBER ONE THING NOT TO GET A TATTOO OF:

Popeye the Sailor Man doing something Z-rated with Rudy Guiliani