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Top 10 Things to NEVER Say to Great Cthulhu

As told to Dean Webb by Great Cthulhu...

10. How do you spell your na- (URK!)

9. How do you pronou- (GAHHCK!)

8. What are you going to do with that tenta- (WUGGLGLGLGL!)

7. You're not as mean as people say you are, are y- (AAAIIIIEEEE!)

6. Where is that Elder Si- (MMMPHH!)

5. Aren't you really Dean W- (UUUURRRGGGH!)

4. You think you're tough, huh? Why don't you hit me with your be- (WOWOWOOOWWEEE!)

3. I don't think you're re- (AAAUGHH!)

2. Hey, here's a good one! How many Great Old Ones does it take to screw in a lightbul- (FZZZZZZTTT!)

...and the NUMBER ONE THING NOT TO NOT SAY TO GREAT CTHULHU:

Why are U cursing me? (FLUEROINVKXXDERRACCKOTRUBUBLISCHINGGG!)