{"id":86,"date":"2009-08-18T13:48:49","date_gmt":"2009-08-18T17:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/?p=86"},"modified":"2009-08-18T13:49:51","modified_gmt":"2009-08-18T17:49:51","slug":"time-to-live-in-hell-and-rent-out-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"Time to Live in Hell and Rent Out Texas?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.alittlecommonsense.com\/db\/upload_files\/SignGodBringRainWS25July200.jpg\" alt=\"Texas Drought\" \/><br \/>\nMost of South and Central Texas is in a drought &#8211; no dispute about that. It&#8217;s hellacious and ferocious and there&#8217;s not much anyone can do about it but pray, which means Richard Dawkins would not be greeted kindly at a Hondo ranch right about now.<\/p>\n<p>OK, so it&#8217;s hot and dry in Texas during the summer. So what else is new? Maybe what we need is a bit of Dawkins&#8217; rationalism, but ixnay on the eligionray and more to do with common sense.<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;all need to quit watering your lawns.<\/p>\n<p>Water is a precious resource and there&#8217;s no need to fling it on the streets, sidewalks, and yards of the state. I haven&#8217;t watered my lawn for about 12 years now. Maybe more. It&#8217;s green and thick as ever when it rains. When it doesn&#8217;t rain, it goes dormant, like it&#8217;s supposed to. It&#8217;s survived many a drought and will continue to do so because it&#8217;s got a deep root system, thanks to my never watering it.<\/p>\n<p>Lawns made of hoity-toity grasses serve no good purpose that rougher, tougher prairie grass can&#8217;t step in and do. The high-maintenance grass in my yard is gone. Prairie grass came on the scene and flourished. It&#8217;s not as tightly packed as Bermuda and not as lush as St. Augustine, but it keeps the topsoil from eroding and looks real nice when it rains regular.<\/p>\n<p>It also doesn&#8217;t need any fertilizer or pesticide. That means I get to host lots of birds in my yard because there&#8217;s plenty of good stuff for them to pick at. I don&#8217;t have any bad bug problems at all. Well, if fire ants show up, I grab the Amdro, but that&#8217;s it. I will also use chemical killers to get rid of poison ivy, but that&#8217;s it on the herbicides.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out, I&#8217;m green environmentally by allowing for the fact that I may be brown in a drought. I don&#8217;t mind because I know it&#8217;s better to do it the way I do in the long run. Now if the rest of y&#8217;all would get on board with this, we&#8217;d do better as a state, hear?<\/p>\n<p>And as for the golf greens&#8230; time to cut that out, too. Head to a rodeo or a futbol match or something more worthy of the great state of Texas. All that water could go to a much better use: our children&#8217;s future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most of South and Central Texas is in a drought &#8211; no dispute about that. It&#8217;s hellacious and ferocious and there&#8217;s not much anyone can do about it but pray, which means Richard Dawkins would not be greeted kindly at a Hondo ranch right about now. OK, so it&#8217;s hot and dry in Texas during [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hellholes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions\/89"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}