{"id":1356,"date":"2012-07-23T12:41:20","date_gmt":"2012-07-23T16:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/?p=1356"},"modified":"2012-07-23T12:41:20","modified_gmt":"2012-07-23T16:41:20","slug":"this-better-not-get-me-fired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/?p=1356","title":{"rendered":"This Better Not Get Me Fired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The only way to guarantee that you will not get hit by a car is to lock yourself in a building, such as a house, and remain only in rooms that are not adjacent to the street or driveway. Abstinence from cars is the only way to prevent getting hit by cars. Don&#8217;t even get close to them because the risk exists when you get in their company.<\/p>\n<p>If, however, you choose to engage in risky behavior like crossing streets, then be sure you limit your risk by looking both ways before you cross the street. Don&#8217;t step out suddenly into the street, particularly from behind a parked car or truck. Cross the street quickly and don&#8217;t engage in crazy forms of street crossing, like interstate highways or six-lane busy streets. Cross at the crosswalks, especially on busy roads. I&#8217;d rather you not cross the street at all, but if you do, do it safely. Limit your risks. <\/p>\n<p>And if you want to drive, well, I&#8217;ll still love you even if you make that choice. But, please, PLEASE, wear a seat belt. Observe general traffic conditions, drive safely, don&#8217;t speed. And for goodness&#8217; sake, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE. Again, abstinence from driving is the only way to be 100% sure you&#8217;re not going to get killed by a car, but if you are going to drive, you need to drive safely. Limit your risks.<\/p>\n<p>My advice can be analogous for other kinds of risky behavior.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The only way to guarantee that you will not get hit by a car is to lock yourself in a building, such as a house, and remain only in rooms that are not adjacent to the street or driveway. Abstinence from cars is the only way to prevent getting hit by cars. Don&#8217;t even get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1356"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1357,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1356\/revisions\/1357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}