{"id":1305,"date":"2012-06-06T18:58:25","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T22:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/?p=1305"},"modified":"2012-06-06T19:07:31","modified_gmt":"2012-06-06T23:07:31","slug":"the-bohemian-wont-get-a-three","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/?p=1305","title":{"rendered":"The Bohemian Won’t Get a Three"},"content":{"rendered":"

With excessive apologies to Queen and, especially, Freddie Mercury…<\/em><\/p>\n

The Bohemian Won’t Get a Three<\/strong><\/p>\n

Is this the real test, is this just fantasy
\nCaught by a proctor, no escape from reality
\nOpen my test, when guessing, just go with C
\nI’m just a poor boy, don’t got no study guide
\nBecause I’m easy come, easy go, get a five, get a fo’
\nAnyway the test goes, hope I can score at least… a three…<\/p>\n

Mama, just took the test, put a pencil on my sheet
\nBubbled “C” in nice and neat, mama
\nThought this would be fun, but now I think I should have gone with “A!”
\nMama, ooo, didn’t mean to make you cry
\nI think I’ll study for my test tomorrow
\nStudy on, study on, or else it will not matter<\/p>\n

Too late, the break is done
\nTime to start the FRQ, o whatever shall I do?
\nGoodbye everybody, I’ve got to go
\nAnd I don’t think I can do that question 2
\nMama ooo (anyway the test goes) I just want a five
\nI wish I’d read that textbook after all<\/p>\n

I drew a little silhouetto of a man
\nThat is cool, that is cool now I write, “THIS IS SPARTA!”
\nThunderbolt and lightning decorating section B
\nI do not know, I do not know, I do not know, I do not know,
\nI do not know how this goes! I do not know!<\/p>\n

But I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me
\n(He’s just a poor boy with poor study habits)
\n(Can’t do the work, so he dazzles with his wits)
\nEven though I don’t know, how ’bout just a 4?
\n(Bismillah no we will not give you fo’!) just a 4?
\n(Bismillah, we will not give you fo’!) just a 4?
\n(Bismillah, we will not give you fo’!) just a 4?
\n(Will not give you fo’!) Just a 4? (never)
\n(Never give you fo’!) Just a 4, never get that fo’ ooo
\nNo, no, no, no, no, no, no
\nOh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia try a 3
\nBeelzebub has a devil put aside for me – No THREE! – NO THREE!!!<\/p>\n

So you think ’cause I got no clue you can’t give me a five?
\n‘Cause I’m lazy, never cracked a book I get no five?
\nOh grader, can’t do this to me grader,
\nI’d love to get out, but I still got 20 minutes stuck in here…<\/p>\n

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, Guess I should have studied, I won’t get that 3…
\nI guess I should have studied, guess I should have studied… for AP…
\nAnyway the test goes… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

With excessive apologies to Queen and, especially, Freddie Mercury… The Bohemian Won’t Get a Three Is this the real test, is this just fantasy Caught by a proctor, no escape from reality Open my test, when guessing, just go with C I’m just a poor boy, don’t got no study guide Because I’m easy come, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1305"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1307,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305\/revisions\/1307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}