{"id":1096,"date":"2011-09-05T12:20:40","date_gmt":"2011-09-05T16:20:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1096"},"modified":"2012-08-12T11:58:34","modified_gmt":"2012-08-12T15:58:34","slug":"steal-my-books","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=1096","title":{"rendered":"Steal My Books!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/zzzptm.com\/zstore\/zstore.jpg\" height=\"100\" width=\"400\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/s\/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?_encoding=UTF8&#038;field-author=L.%20Dean%20Webb&#038;search-alias=digital-text\" target=\"_blank\">Find me on Amazon.com<\/a>! I&#8217;m taking my show on the road, and I&#8217;m headed for the big time! Prices so low, they&#8217;re a steal! Seriously! $2.99 for a short story collection, are you KIDDING me? This is like buying that awesome book you&#8217;ve been wanting forever and getting it at a used book shop for a fraction of the cover price!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/s\/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?_encoding=UTF8&#038;field-author=L.%20Dean%20Webb&#038;search-alias=digital-text\" target=\"_blank\">Don&#8217;t hesitate! Order now! Be a man! You buy now! I give you best price!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Find me on Amazon.com! I&#8217;m taking my show on the road, and I&#8217;m headed for the big time! Prices so low, they&#8217;re a steal! Seriously! $2.99 for a short story collection, are you KIDDING me? This is like buying that awesome book you&#8217;ve been wanting forever and getting it at a used book shop for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1096","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1096"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1373,"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1096\/revisions\/1373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zzzptm.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}